| Uh, we don’t know how to tell you this, but…we think there’s something wrong with your pumpkin! Look, not all of us can be pumpkin farmers (is that what they’re called? Or do we call them Pumpkin Patch Curators? Growers of The Pumpkins For Which This Patch Twas Patched? Or maybe just…gardeners?)…for instance, we literally can’t keep a plant alive if we tried. And we’ve tried! We even killed a cactus once. A cactus!So again, no judgement, but…this pumpkin just doesn’t look healthy. It’s covered in grayish frost, and…is that…is that a huge spider web that’s covering it? Yeah, um…gosh, thanks so much for that kind offer of pumpkin bread, but we’ve suddenly lost our appetite. Maybe you should put that thing out on the porch…after all, it’s almost Halloween, and maybe it can be a super cool decoration instead of an ingredient in your next pie. That's right, look on the bright side! Now, instead of another ingredient for that pie you're making there, it can instead just be a handy 16 inch Spider Web Pumpkin decoration! Alright, well, we’ve gotta go! Call us when you decide to take up Christmas tree farming instead, kay? |
